So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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