That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
