he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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