Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
a search helicopter?!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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