Fuck appropriateness.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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