I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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