i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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