What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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