Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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