Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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