At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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