Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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