we have officially lost it.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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