Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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