He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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