The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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