so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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