Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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