remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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