LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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