i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just pynch a tree in the face
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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