I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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