I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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