You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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