I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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