It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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