I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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