I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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