I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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