If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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