You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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