But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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