we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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