dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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