apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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