Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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