Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
are you so shy because you have an std?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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