my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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