Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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