I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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