i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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