she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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