I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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