drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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