He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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