he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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