Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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