What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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