Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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