Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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