hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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