Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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