You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday