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  He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila

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• (305): View more from Florida

  look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?

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• (562): View more from California

  WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Are you high right now?

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  is that a question or a drake reference?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle

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  It's like earning obesity badges

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"

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• (323): View more from California

  what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend

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