Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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