Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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