I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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